I'm still drunk at work, it's true.
Burger shit in the house, I mean poo.
I can't find him wrong,
He held it for so long,
And my shirt today is wrinkled, too.
How's that for a limerick? Pretty damn good if I do say so myself.
Hey Dan, you should probably stay up well past 4 a.m.
You should also NOT let your drinks wear off, and just drink a few more beers.
That way you will definitely NOT sober up in time for work
and wind up putting on a fucking wrinkled shirt.
Once you arrive at work you have to immediately carry a sign down to an agents car,
which means you have to share an elevator with her. And being in such close proximity
I'm sure she can smell the booze on you. But guess what?
It's Friday!!!! Fuck I need a nap!!!
1 comment:
Dog's shitting in peoples homes. Very disconcerting.
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